A new begining! (quite a depressing one!)

I am thinking of resuming blogging. I haven't got a slightest hunch about the source of motivation (if any) that lies behind this whole buisness. Maybe I am too ashamed of the way I used to write. Maybe I want to prove the world (Yawns!) that now, I can write. I might not be the best, but I certainly ain't the worst. :P
It has been quite a few years. I haven't blogged for years if not months. A hell lot of water has flown under the bridge meanwhile. I am no longer the cheerful, ' World is a nice place to be a part of'- kind of a person' anymore. My capacity for certain things has shot up like anything. My appetite for certain things has weaned so much that I can't identify with my own self.
They say that you keep passing through all sorts of weirdass phases in your life. But why would someone call something a change of phase when actually, it is like a torn fabric with patchwork on it. So much of it that one can't recognize the original colour. Dad and a lotta other people say, all of this is happening because you have way too much time at your disposal. I don't necessarily disagree with all of that. But coming to think of it, this amazing gift of time I have rewarded myself with, is meant exactly for taking a break. For Doing things I had always wanted to do. To enjoy life without any inhibitions. I can't seem to percept that happening. My passions have turned themselves into a feeble interest sort of thing. All I keep doing, is something that I have no control over, force myself to get trapped in my own thought-trap and enjoy being a masochist for the moment. Thinking about depressing things has become a warm, cozy solace for me.
I know that, this particularly bad written post, which displays the (in)abilities of the writer in ample amount, stinks of whining. I guess I am no longer the person I used to be. Like the sick girl in the O Henry's 'the last leaf', I am watching the psychedelic page turn as this year passes by. (No! I am not planning on dying as the year ends! :P) But I have the same earnestness in my eyes. I am looking for the old painter dude. Hoping that I will find him soon enough.
Cheerio folks!

A Lost post a.k.a saga of the onida man!!

Hullo Chums !
Sorry for being underground for quite a while. Oh yes,I was being searched vehemently by the entire Ma.Po (read big bellied farts ) for a crime I never did.
Well, If you insist I'll tell the true(!) story.Actually I was holydaying in switzerland(did I get it correct ?) with Angelina Jolie and riding around in a Brabus branded Maybach62.I also performed in a gig with metallica at "the reastaurant at the end of galaxy " and discussing about the current global scenario with a Martian .(Lots of winks .So many that the writer goes blind with one eye!!)
If you are actually interested about my absense around ,read Varun's latest post (crap if you ask me).After the long (3days) holiday in Matheran I've returned Pune once again ready to inhale the "pure(or POOR!)" air in Pune and for living to wait for the next holiday.Actually just a day after I came back I went to Water Kingdom which by the way is the worst place you can think of if you are a naturist(or whatever it's called!). The dock from where the ferry leaves off for Esselworld and WK is the epitome of being unclean, grimy, soiled, begrimed,
muddied, grubby, filthy, foul,
besmeared, messy, unwashed, untidy,
smudgy, befouled, sullied, tarnished,
polluted, unsterile.
Oh God ,please forgive thy children for being so unashamably selfish and outnumbering and also competing about the living environment with pigs.
Man has truly progessed very far and he feels guilty about one thing that is he still can't make phenomenoly more mess than a pig .In hindu mythology, Lord Vishnu once took "Varahavatar"(varah means our good ol' mammalian friend with uncanny ability to digest anything) maybe we unknowingly think that we can outbetter god atleast in this field.(zzzzz........)
I request all my readers ,please don't litter garbage around because it's a crime against mother nature and if she files a lawsuit against us it'll be impossible for us to settle the argument inside or out of the court of the creator paying anything because all we own is her humble gift only.
If you ask me you like the seas or the mountains or the forests I really think that I can't say anything for sure .Each of them have their own beauty oozing from every bit of them.If you ask me which one of these calms you or which one scares the hell out of you,again I would only say one thing for sure that the only thing worth fearing for the want of your life,your identity,anything with "I","me","mine" is another human being. Because we are so tiny ,so humble ,so underpowered compared with the elements that it's really not our call to call.As for the animals ,I have certain reservations about some of the animals and their attitude towards me.Maybe I'll tell about that some other time.
Well, I don't know whether you have heard about it or not but a vicious creature(!) called "Onida MAN" is prancing around pune and trying to scare people to death by his onidian antiques .All the readers please beware of this creature for he is very cunning and has a weird sense of humour and gets sadistic kicks from killing people by no ordinary means.
A complete feature on him is expected very soon on this blog all of you and your friends must brief themselves about this minion of the satan(a possible illuminatus!).So hit back soon for the complete story......

AAh ......... somebody...aah ..save me...oh god .....ah....Onida man has attacked me ...........aargh...somebody dial 100........oh please Onida man spare me......ah I can't stand the torture that mf**in bastard oooooh ............
Goodbye cruel world,I'm leaving you today.Goodbye,Goodbye,Goodbye.Goodbye, all you people, There's nothing you can sayTo make me change my mind.Goodbye.
HA HA HA (wicked laugh)
I am Onida Man!
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he 'live or dead?
(Has he / Icy) thoughts with in his head?
We'll just pass him there,
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
in the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
for the future of mankind
Nobody wants him;
He just stares at the world,
Planning his vengeance
that he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here
for Onida Man to spread fear,
Vengeance from the grave
kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him;
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
drills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can,
Onida Man lives again
All ye foools who never belivd him(blogger) hell awaits for ye all..
Becuse The Onida Man is back and this time he is even more deathly..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
(PS :-Sorry for all the lingistik mistaks ,me pa and me mama never sent me to a school !)